brychh:

remembear:

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

theantiherooftime:

argyleapple:


New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

Chris Pratt is my new role model in life and fitness

this man needs to be stopped.

Yoooooo him and Jeff Goldblum

NOBODY SAID ANYTHIGN ABOUT THIS,
I REPEAT.
NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THIS.

brychh:

remembear:

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

theantiherooftime:

argyleapple:

New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

Chris Pratt is my new role model in life and fitness

this man needs to be stopped.

Yoooooo him and Jeff Goldblum

NOBODY SAID ANYTHIGN ABOUT THIS,

I REPEAT.

NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THIS.

tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks for noticing

tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks for noticing

coveredinsnow-:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

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eren-eats-ass:

HoLy FuCk ?

eren-eats-ass:

HoLy FuCk ?

crabbyjammies:

capitalistpropaganda:

"what’s the worst that could happen? I’ll be TOO cool?" I say as I strap the rocket blasters to my heelys

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

rayjay2014:

ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts

I laughed I cried, I researched stars, and sobbed about elephants. But nothing compares to how happy the last one made me feel.

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT